It’s A Miracle–It Grows.

All right—everyone that grows plants. Have any good experiences or bad?
I’ll start off—I gave my outside plants some Miracle Grow and they died. I had some pretty new guinea impatiens in two pots. They were doing well–but I thought could use some vitamins. Not—r.i.p.
The funniest flop–in plants is when I bought a cute Donkey Tails. It looks like little balls strung together, It was reduced at the local supermarket (red flag-right?). So I brought it home—put it in the corner of my bedroom.
It looked so nice and green. I watered it–and a few days later—noticed some of the balls on the floor.
So I went over to it and touched it—and almost all the balls of the plant start rolling off onto the floor. There was nothing left to the Donkey Tail Plant. It lasted two or three days.
I am glad when things grow. It does seem the plants have plans of their own.

©2017 Craftvamp-Sally J
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Packing It In

We have all have experienced it.  What is it?

When you have been packed or bagged by an over zealous clerk at a check out counter.

So you say to me—Well what do you mean?  All right let’s start at the beginning.

You are in the grocery store.  You have a whole wagon (or cart) of food and supplies. Looking back—maybe it is at least $100 dollars worth.  There are heavy cans—paper supplies–meat—deli items—pet supplies—soda—bread and etc.

Then the clerk rings everything up.  Looks with a gleam in her eye and then tries to fit it all into two dinky plastic bags.  WHY??? Is she on some kind of mission to save plastic bags by giving me something unrealistic to lift to and from my car?  Does she think Superman or Wonder woman is  out there sitting —waiting to put these concrete weights into and out of my car?

Then there is the I Am Saving The Planet starting with you clerk.  I stopped off at the Rite Aid store.  They have a great section of low priced cookies, crackers, canned fruit, paper supplies, plastic pitchers, cleaning supplies, kitchen towel, dish rags and more.  So I though I would stock up and had one of those plastic carry baskets stacked up to the rim.

I approached the counter and the manager clerk—said —just lift the whole basket onto the counter—-it is easier.  It was a little heavier to do it.

Then he said I like to try and save the earth by using fewer bags.  He proceeded to stuff things and even lined the pitcher with things inside.    Well—he was very pleased with himself.  But I said to him—I can not lift that.  So he looked foolishly puzzled.  I mean who could—maybe we should have had a weight lifting contest with the other people standing behind me.  Then he got the message and used another bag.

I have a message to you clerks out there—-It’s great you care so much about the environment.  But if you are trying to save it—-start with the person after me.  Your store’s bags are so cheap and the money I spent paid for it many times over.

Besides I recycle these bags on my own.  I store hats and handbags in my closet with bags.   They also are  used to pick up  the debris from cleaning  up in the garden. I use the plastic bags as garbage bags  for my garbage can.

So get the message guys—just do your job—you are not saving the world on my time. You just complicate things for me.

©Craftvamp-Sally J.